zombie points board

Braindead (1992) 
(aka Dead Alive)

• stick baseball on the beach  +20
• zingaya!  +10
• another in-depth study of the folly and peril of scientific exploration  +100
• jacky's wacky cinematics  +50
• buck-toothed father  +10
• sumatran stop-motion  +50
• rich and creamy pudding  +100
• decapitation-cam  +60
• rare glimpse into veterinary corruption  +30
• unnecessary nose injection  +20
• unnecessary nose injection x2  +40
• unnecessary nose injection x3  +60
• unnecessary nose injection x4  +80
• divine intervention  +40
• the original Zombie Baby  +100
• baby's first park  +30
• flat rake in a vice  +40
• Super Zombies reminiscent  of Super Shredder in Secret of the Ooze  +100
• ribcage-ectomy, face-ectomy, heart-ectomy  +100
• sentient pile of viscera  +200
• i want a zombie lampshade  +60
• subtle complexities of wide range of gorrific events impeccably thought out (i.e. man through a laundry press)  +500
• superb descent into special FX  +100
• blender finally gets some action  +60
• 5 full passes with the lawn mower  +50
• inexplicable materno-monstrosity  +70
• explicably gigantic nipples  +70
• mother issues finally resolved through rebirth  +200
• romantic resolutions are okay when they're ordained by the cards and you're both covered in the blood of a thousand living dead  +100 

 
                TOTAL

•  +2450

                THEREFORE

• put down your frodo figurines and go find this movie, and then watch Meet the Feebles, and then Bad Taste.  go! right this very moment!!