Shaun of the Dead (2004)
- doesn't seem like it's going to be a zombie movie +100
- CGI soccer ball -50
- Requiem for a Dream visual referencing +50
- more likely from Evil Dead +50
- "fuck-a-doodle-doo" +20
- English accents +50
- Shaun spares some change +40
- excellent headlines on convenience store newspapers +100
- everyone's a brain-dead zombie even if they're not really zombies +200
- a la Invader Zim +100
- excellent exploitation of scare fake-outs +50
- Pathetic Fallacy after getting dumped +50
- having to start the Zompocalypse drunk +25
- "Go live in the shed" foreshadowing +60
- the whole first half hour is foreshadowing +30
- puts popular carbonated beverage back +500
- general excellent avoidance of Product Placement +500
- but then he takes a Diet popular carbonated beverage anyway! I HATE PRODUCT PLACEMENT!! -500
- except for you, Wayne's World - we're still cool +10
- clever news cut montage +100
- not an entirely original concept -10
- neither is zombies, but it's okay, i like zombie movies +20
- throwing rocks at zombies +10
- see-through abdominal cavity a la Death Becomes Her +20
- "Fuck the man!" +100
- The Zed Word +200
- i appreciate the irony of this Product Placement +10
- they drive on the other side +10
- possible first use of cricket bat against zombie (a la casey jones?) +100
- and field hockey stick +50
- and umbrella! +50
- Captain Wow +10
- zombie twins +22
- x2 +44
- too many television station Product Placements! -500
- Queen +100
- i love my mum +100
- "fuck-a-doodle-doo" x2 +40
- fuck the military -500
- Zombies from Hell, Z-Day, Zombaid, the Service Industry +200
- 28 Days Later Product Placement +28
- Queen x2 +200
TOTAL
+1789
THEREFORE
- this film goes one step past the parody and stands on it's own, more-or-less, as a very decent zombie flickeroonski. if Romero can back it, i can back it too. what frustrates me most are the two bygone conclusions that plagues 28 Days Later (and many others) as well: that a) recognizable consumer goods are our survival and b) the military is our salvation. These conclusions bother me very much. Functionally, I appreciate a need for funding that will drive a filmmaker into the hands of Product Placement, and The Military is an easy out at the end of a film, but it still provides for two justifications that I will not back: consumerism and military presence. yes, Products would exist shortly after the Zompocalypse, and yes, the various Militaries would make attempts to exploit the situation, but here a commentary is lacking. touched upon in 28 Days Later, downright explored in the original DotD, but glossed over for the most part in SotD. sorry, Shaun, you could have had a higher rating.
after the film ended, at about 3 in the AM, my neighbour came home and really shambled up the front stoop, and I didn't really hear the front door open or close. The "What If?" response followed, so I grabbed my trusty Zombie Stick and stayed still and quiet a few extra minutes before heading off to bed. This is what I love most about zombie films, their ability to present the entire population of the planet as a threat to itself, which, in the end, it truly is. Read more...